literallyrad:

there are approximately 1,013,913 words in the english language but i could never string any of them together to explain how much i want to hit you with a chair.

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bullied:

isn’t it weird that you can have friends but also have no friends at the same time

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blondie-hbu:

I have no bum what

hawti:

Gym Instructor: So what’s your favourite machine to use here at the gym?

MeThe Vending Machine

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spunkydads:

the problem with rich people is that i am not one

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cokeflow:

god mom check my FAQ

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