bitch the fuck you mean “nevermind” i paused my music for you

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It’s not a phase mom I really am the next supreme

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y’all are like “ooh everyone is beautiful” “ooh everyone deserves to feel hot” and then three seconds later you’re making fun of people who cover their acne with makeup and people who haven’t mastered winged eyeliner yet like grow the hell up you don’t get to pick and choose times to be body positive

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the worst part about ugly dudes is everyone defends them like ‘he’s really funny though’ or something but if a chick is ugly to someone they just straight up dirt like they might as well not even have a personality 

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"can i have some of your fries?"


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I either dress like im going to a red carpet event or like im a homeless drug addict there is no in between

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sleeping is hard in the summer because blankets are too warm but without blankets im vulnerable to monsters

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if my husband doesnt tear up when im walking down the aisle im turning the fuck around 

my husband definitely will because he’s gonna have to put up with me for the rest of his life and that’s enough to make anybody cry

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My friend got me this cool fisheye


how do people even deal with stress because all i do is lie on the floor in a foetal position and cry

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